(Source: sassyfour, via malikhabibi)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via mamebig)

mydrunkkitchen:

Y’all ready for dis??? Me neither. #mdktomoz

mydrunkkitchen:

Y’all ready for dis??? Me neither. #mdktomoz

(via mamebig)

mydrunkkitchen:

when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”

(via mamebig)

(Source: jaehyo-ahn, via nsome)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via so-so-lovely)

mr-egbutt:

theoneandonlyannabanana:

Fuck whoever made this

mr-egbutt:

theoneandonlyannabanana:

Fuck whoever made this

urban-prada:

Fashion, celebs, and cute boys. X

urban-prada:

Fashion, celebs, and cute boys. X

(Source: itselenazz)

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

image

(Source: hotwinger, via theearchetypes)