neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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(Source: neatpotatoes, via dick-in-the-ocean)

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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(via departmentsaur)

jealousies:

i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome

(via pie-o-neers)

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

(via unicornpuppies13)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via dick-in-the-ocean)